PIANOBREEZE

UNDERBELLY KIT

YOUR BENCH IS A SWAMP.

Two computer fans in the cavity under the seat. Air through the pad. $129.

No card. Stripe isn’t live.

Two computer fans in the cavity under a piano bench.
A long session on a wet piano bench.

NINETY MINUTES. WET VINYL.

A cushion traps heat. A room fan is aimed away from the piano on purpose. The pad is the part that cooks.

Air through the pad.

HOW

AIR HAS TO HIT SKIN.

Two PWM fans in the storage cavity. Holes in the sit surface. Sit height stays. If you hear them in pianissimo, it failed.

PRICE
$129, mocked
POWER
USB-C in the bay
FANS
Two 80/120mm PWM
SHIP
US. Small box.

STORAGE BENCH FIRST.

It already has a cavity. Artist and X-frame later. One SKU until the quiet test is real.

$129. NO CARD TODAY.

Hold writes a row. Nobody charges you. Ship when the kit is quiet.

HOLD A KIT

WHAT BENCH?

That’s the only number for the first run. Storage wood ships first.